Cosmo: Knock, knock.
Keir: Who's there?
Cosmo: Techno pants!
Guess you had to be there.
(Or maybe you need to watch Wallace and Gromit in The Wrong Trousers.)
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Or this gem? This is representative of Felix's interest in numbers and counting. At bedtime, while I was singing "Hobo's Lullaby," Felix was whispering throughout. A bit miffed, I stopped singing and asked him what he was whispering about.
Felix: Daddy, I was just counting out the seconds in "Hobo's Lullaby." I thought there were 35 but there were 68.
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